you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game
so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.
paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]
ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:
person: why are you drinking coffee, don’t you have anxiety?? won’t that make it worse??
me:
just walks around your house with one of these and puts out all your candles
thank you. it is bedtime
why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”
like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety
its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen
being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea
Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol
not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me
dusty-purple
followthebluebell
doublewindsor asked:
Made this a hundred years ago! I saw someone else posted theirs too. It’s a pale blue fabric and I went off on the colour selection. I changed the kitties to look like my kitty!
shitpostsampler answered:
Your modifications are purrfect. It’s one of our favorite things when folks show us their cats!
